The song immediately popped into my head and now it is stuck. The horror! I almost bought this for you.
Okay, about 4 or 5 months ago late one night Ashley and I were flipping through the channels and came across a tv show on PBS called Ferrets: The Pursuit of Excellence. It featured several ferret owners and followed them in daily life showcasing how they care for their "fuzzies". The woman in the video below managed to sing through 2/3 of the hour long special. If you happen to catch the special on your local PBS station I highly suggest that you sit down and watch it, I guarantee you that if nothing else it will bring a few full belly laughs and a bit of, uh, enlightenment your way.
I am no longer fearful of becoming an elderly cat lady I now fear becoming a ferret lady...