When Children Grow Up

Look what the mail man brought me from Amazon, What's the Big Secret? Talking About Sex with Boys and Girls. Holy crap, someone hold me. Does this thing come with instructions? Can I skip the page on masturbation? How does this skip over puberty, I guess that is another book? 

Seriously though, how can I get away with telling the older and not the younger? They tell each other everything. I shall bite the bullet and tell them both and then instruct them not to tell their friends. 

I also grabbed the American Girl The Care & Keeping of You: The Body Book for Girls and the American Girl The Feelings Book: The Care & Keeping of Your Emotions. The emotions book is for Bailey, have you met the child?? And of course, last but not least A Smart Girl's Guide to Friendship Troubles which is also an American Girl book. Not that we have friend issues, but you never can tell.

My coffee cup needs a margarita refill. *sigh*