Evidently the master bathroom shower has decided that it likes the living room better than the bathroom. Or at least it has decided to check it out for awhile and see if it likes the view.
Those pictures are not of the same crack, put them end to end and then you have the crack. Oh, ha ha. Ha. Crack. Yeah, not so funny this time. I know you are thinking how in the heck did I miss that?? Easier than you might think, it is directly above the couch we sit on and those pictures came out darker than it actually is.
Paint bubbled? Check. Crack four feet long? Check. Slight darkening to show where a water stain might develop? Check. An owner who wants to know if it can be spackled and painted over? Check.
Is there a frequent buyer card for the Shoot Me program?
