Chellisms

I wanted to lick it

I am not a huge TV watcher. I tend to DVR things and then let them sit for weeks. When I do finally sit down to watch it, it is almost always because the DVR is almost full and then I fast forward until a 60 minute show takes about 15 minutes to watch.

I accidentally recorded the first episode of 3 lbs. I love Stanley Tucci's character, Dr. Doug Hanson. He is an ass and rude and I love him for it. The best part, he is bald. I luuuuurrrrrvve bald men. I just read that CBS cancelled the show after only 3 episodes. My bald loving heart is broken.

Sexy bald men:
Stanley Tucci
Vin Diesel this one is for Ash, I am not feeling it...
Patrick Stewart
Bruce Willis
Steve Austin this one is for my mom, she would lick it
Kelly Slater
David Draiman
Chris Judd
Darin Bennett oh, the eyes on this one!
Moby the man is beautiful

Tim wears his hair short enough that when it is first cut I could include him on the list, still a bit too fuzzy to lick though.

I had a hard time finding pics for this list. Appropriate pics, that is. I do not recommend Googling Sexy Bald Men.

I forgot one

I forgot to put this one on my list, probably because I assume most people are smart and can figure it out for themselves.

UNDERWEAR!*

What in the hell are you* women thinking??

*These pics are not work friendly. Yeah, I like gossip, sue me.

I will make fun of you

I don't claim to be a fashionista. I do however have standards and I will make fun of you for the following offensive fashion faux pas.

1. skinny jeans, this especially applies to men
2. leggings under a skirt, just because Jessica Alba does it doesn't make it right
3. the Jared Leto emo hairstyle
4. the Jared Leto eyeliner for men, makeup is never okay for a guy
5. bubble skirts
6. ankle boots
7. pleather anything
8. large belts, over sweaters and shirts especially
9. Uncontrollable boobage. Breasts are meant to be in a bra, a good bra, without teensy straps. Bra fitting is free in numerous stores like Macys, Fredericks, Victoria's Secret. There is no excuse for boob overflow, boob underflow, or smooshing.

It is not just me, check out what the girls at Go Fug Yourself have to say.

I am in luuuurrrrve!

Ash sent me this link earlier, her dad sent it to her. Thank you, Ashley's Dad!

I love it! Isn't that great? Imagine all of the presents you can fit under that sucker! I want one, but I already have my tree up this year...

Zales Chicks?

Have you seen the latest Zales ad on TV? It makes my think of the movie White Chicks and everytime I see it or even hear the music I break into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. It's the Vanessa Carlton song that does it, I just picture them in the car on their date singing. Awful movie, but still hilarious at the same time.

Labels: funny ha-ha