I will make fun of you

I don't claim to be a fashionista. I do however have standards and I will make fun of you for the following offensive fashion faux pas.

1. skinny jeans, this especially applies to men
2. leggings under a skirt, just because Jessica Alba does it doesn't make it right
3. the Jared Leto emo hairstyle
4. the Jared Leto eyeliner for men, makeup is never okay for a guy
5. bubble skirts
6. ankle boots
7. pleather anything
8. large belts, over sweaters and shirts especially
9. Uncontrollable boobage. Breasts are meant to be in a bra, a good bra, without teensy straps. Bra fitting is free in numerous stores like Macys, Fredericks, Victoria's Secret. There is no excuse for boob overflow, boob underflow, or smooshing.

It is not just me, check out what the girls at Go Fug Yourself have to say.